Love? at First Sight

A few years ago, who am I kidding, lots of years ago (do not ask how many!), I was working as close to downtown as I ever want to work, and came into contact with the most alluring man that I believe has ever existed.
I was in the break-room and in strolled the most beautiful, tall, dark man I have ever seen.  His eyes were sparkling pools of black and his hands were huge.  He reached out his hand and introduced himself, and one touch and my knees melted.  My head started buzzing and his eyes twinkled even more!  He knew what his very presence was doing to me.  Wow, explosive, transmutation!  I'm quite sure he could have taken me with him that day and I would not have looked back for at least 48 hours!
 
I'm not sure what his name was, because by time he said it, my head was already spinning!  So, we're just going to call him Calgon.  (Why?  Because he could take me away!) I know!  Shocking!

I have never felt that way before or since.  My husband could make my tummy flutter and put stars in my eyes, but he was just human.  Calgon is something more.  (He's my memory and I can make him what ever I want!)

I am your basic "good girl" and have tried my best to never do anything that I might regret the next day.  I mean, my sins usually run in the gossiping and judgmental realm, you know “sneaky” sins.  Sins people see and don't always count as sins.  But adultery, physical or just mental, is really not in me!  But faced with someone who practically emitting waves of heat, how strong is one good girl supposed to be?

There are many reasons not to have an affair, such as eternal damnation, HIV, etc...  But I am weak.  Not that I'm looking for an affair, but a nice "hottie" to smooch on at my front door could do me a lot of good!

But going along the hottie on the porch thought, how many 40 to 60 - something something guys are willing to stop at the porch?  And, not that I'm looking for a new life partner, would a good Christian guy be on that porch?  Could he be a good Christian and melt my knees with a single glance?

But, if God in his infinite wisdom sent me my true soul mate, would it be too much to ask that he be beautiful, tall and dark, with the ability to melt my knees with a single glance?  Meanwhile, I’ll have my eyes open for a potential knees-melter.  Let me know if you find him!